Gregory Smith:
Gregory Smith Naked
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Information:
Name: Gregory Smith
Born: 1983-07-06
Height: 1.79
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Filmography:
Total Request Live (2005), Andre (1994), Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999), Street Justice (1991), Pepsi Smash (2003)
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Michael Richards:
Michael Richards
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Information:
Name: Michael Richards
Born: 1949-07-24
Height: 1.91
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Filmography:
Problem Child (1990), Seinfeld (1993), Fresno (1986), Unstrung Heroes (1995), The Michael Richards Show (2000)
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How many Histrionic
P.D. does to
take to change a lightbulb?
"You want me to change the lightbulb? I
could burn my hand! I could be
electrocuted! I could fall off the
ladder and be paralyzed for life!
You
don't love me anymore!"
PesachConlenLU
Why do pigs never recover from illness ?
Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
AthdarSpanglerdO
How can you tell the pig
is a failure as
Easter bunny?
By the egg on its face.
SlaytonSelwinCC
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cameron
!
Cameron who ?
Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
DomoPatamonQO
Policeman: Did you
know your vehicle was
reported stolen?
Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
PickfordKelwinVc
Dear Father Christmas, could you please
send me some Crocodile shoes!.
Father Christmas: Can't do that one.
He hasn't said what size his
crocodile takes!
GiollanaebhinWheatleyOm
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bark
!
Bark who ?
Bark you car on the drive !
ByramBellamytf
An angry husband returned home one night to find
his wife
in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he
shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover 'See, I told you he was
stupid'
LindlyBizahalanirQ
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your
homework?
Pupil: My little sister ate it!
DelsinMacNicolQy
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall
EnnisGentzaxu